103 Corny Thanksgiving Jokes That’ll Have Everyone Gobbling with Laughter!

Thanksgiving is about gratitude, family, and food but let’s not forget the laughter! These 103 corny Thanksgiving jokes that’ll have everyone gobbling with laughter are packed with Thanksgiving humor for all ages.

From funny turkey jokes to cheesy holiday puns, this list brings light hearted fun to the table. perfect for sharing before, during, or after that big turkey dinner!

😂 Classic Thanksgiving Jokes for All Ages

Timeless Turkey Humor Everyone Will Love

1. What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing-wing!
2. Why did the turkey cross the road? It was Thanksgiving and he wanted people to think he was a chicken!
3. How do you keep a turkey in suspense? I’ll tell you at Christmas.
4. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
5. What happens when you eat too much Thanksgiving dinner? You get the gravy belly!
6. Why didn’t the turkey finish his dessert? He was already stuffed!
7. What kind of music do turkeys like? Anything with drumsticks!
8. How do pilgrims bake cookies? May-flour!
9. What do you call a stuffed animal at Thanksgiving? Dinner!
10. What side dish tells the best jokes? Corn!
11. Why do turkeys always go, “gobble gobble”? Because they never learned good table manners!
12. Why was the turkey so proud? He was voted most likely to get pardoned!
13. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
14. How do you make a turkey float? Root beer, a scoop of ice cream, and a turkey!
15. What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google!

🥧 Family-Friendly Jokes to Share at the Table

Clean Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids, Parents, and Grandparents

1. What key has legs but can’t open doors? A turkey!
2. Why did the pie go to school? To get a little filling!
3. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself!
4. What smells the best at Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose!
5. How did the pilgrims bring their cows to America? On the Moo-flower!
6. What do turkeys say before eating? Let’s get basted!
7. Why was the mashed potato embarrassed? Because it saw the turkey dressing!
8. What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? A har-vest!
9. What did the cranberries say to the turkey? Quit being so saucy!
10. Why did the turkey sit at the kids’ table? He wasn’t grown up yet!
11. What did the sweet potato say to the pumpkin? You’re looking gourd-geous!
12. What do you call a turkey that tells jokes? A comedi-hen!
13. Why don’t you put the turkey near the corn? It might gobble it all up!
14. What do you call Thanksgiving with no turkey? Sad!
15. What did the salad say to the gravy? Lettuce be friends!

🍗 Corny Turkey Jokes That’ll Crack You Up

Feather-Flapping Fun for the Whole Crew

1. What did the turkey say to the hunter? Quack!
2. Why do turkeys always get invited to parties? Because they bring the stuffing!
3. What do you call a running turkey? Fast food!
4. Why don’t turkeys ever get in trouble? They always gobble their words!
5. What did the baby turkey say? Peep gobble!
6. How do you make a turkey laugh? Tell it a corny joke!
7. What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn? An eggroll!
8. Why did the turkey bring a microphone? He wanted to drop some sick beets!
9. What happens if you step on a turkey’s foot? It cries “fowl”!
10. Why did the turkey join the band? He had the drumsticks!
11. What kind of weather do turkeys like? Fowl weather!
12. Why was the turkey grounded? Too many fowl words!
13. What do you call it when turkeys rebel? A poultry uprising!
14. Why did the turkey go to the dentist? To get his beak cleaned!
15. How do turkeys show affection? They give pecks!

👨‍🍳 Thanksgiving Food Jokes That’ll Stuff You with Laughter

Cranberry Sauce, Pumpkin Pie, and Punchlines!

1. What do you call a cranberry that’s always late? A slow-berry!
2. Why did the stuffing break up with the turkey? It felt smothered!
3. What’s the best thing to put into pumpkin pie? Your teeth!
4. Why did the gravy apply for a job? It wanted to cover more ground!
5. How do pies say goodbye? Slice to meet you!
6. Why was the green bean so shy? It didn’t want to be seen in a casserole!
7. What did the dinner roll say to the butter? Stop spreading rumors!
8. Why don’t you trust cranberries? They always bring the sauce!
9. What’s a mashed potato’s favorite dance? The mash potato!
10. Why did the turkey skip dessert? He was already stuffed!
11. What’s the stuffing’s favorite sport? Stuff-ball!
12. Why do pies make great comedians? They always have good filling!
13. What do sweet potatoes wear to bed? Yammies!
14. Why don’t turkeys eat fast food? Because they can’t catch it!
15. What did the fork say to the turkey? Stick with me!

👵 Grandma-Approved Thanksgiving Puns

Silly Zingers Even Nana Will Giggle At

1. What’s Grandma’s favorite dance on Turkey Day? The Hokey Stuffey!
2. Why did Grandpa bring a ladder to dinner? He heard the turkey was on the top shelf!
3. What did Nana say when the pie turned out burnt? That’s how we did it in ’42!
4. Why did Granny knit a turkey sweater? To keep it from getting too cold!
5. What’s Grandma’s secret ingredient? A pinch of love and a spoonful of sass!
6. Why don’t grandmas argue at Thanksgiving? Because they’re too busy passing rolls!
7. What does Grandpa call cranberry sauce? Fancy jam!
8. What do Nana and the turkey have in common? They’re both seasoned!
9. Why does Grandma always win at board games? Because she’s stuffing the deck!
10. Why did Grandpa bring gravy in a flask? To spice up his mashed potatoes!
11. What do you call Grandma’s dance moves? Twist and gobble!
12. Why did Nana hide the dessert? So she could sneak a second helping!
13. What’s Grandpa’s favorite side dish? Leftovers!
14. Why do grandmas always tell the best stories? Because they’re well-seasoned!
15. What’s Nana’s favorite Thanksgiving joke? This one!

📱 Short & Sweet Jokes for Social Media

Perfect One-Liners for Instagram, TikTok & Texts

1. Gobble till you wobble! 🦃
2. Feast mode: activated.
3. Pass the rolls, not the drama.
4. I came. I saw. I conquered the stuffing.
5. Turkey is the new black.
6. Pumpkin spice and everything nice.
7. Gravy is my love language.
8. Talk turkey to me.
9. Keep calm and gobble on.
10. I yam what I yam.
11. Let’s get basted!
12. Stop, drop, and pass the pie.
13. Leftovers are for quitters.
14. Stuffed with love (and pie).
15. Just wingin’ it this Thanksgiving.

🤓 So Bad They’re Good: The Ultimate Dad Jokes

Groan-Worthy Jokes to Keep Traditions Alive

1. Did you hear about the turkey who told a joke? It was a real “fowl” attempt!
2. I only have pies for you this Thanksgiving.
3. You butter believe I brought extra gravy.
4. If stuffing is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
5. Why don’t turkeys do stand-up? Their jokes never land.
6. The yams tried to start a band but got mashed.
7. I told my wife I was thankful for leftovers—she rolled her pies.
8. My dad says Thanksgiving calories don’t count. Science?
9. I asked the turkey if it wanted to play football—it said, “I’m already stuffed.”
10. I told a gravy joke once. It was a bit lumpy.
11. My stuffing has a better sense of humor than I do.
12. You know it’s Thanksgiving when dad jokes come stuffed.
13. The only thing drier than this turkey is my humor.
14. I got in trouble for playing with my food… it was a drumstick solo!
15. These jokes may be bad, but they’re well done.

👶 Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids and Classrooms

Silly Riddles That Make Learning Fun

1. Why did the turkey get good grades? Because it was a smartie bird!
2. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a school bus? A gobble-on-the-go!
3. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so pricey? It had 24 carrots.
4. What’s a turkey’s favorite subject? Egg-onomics!
5. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field!
6. What do turkeys use to clean themselves? Feather dusters!
7. What kind of face does a pilgrim make when he’s surprised? A “May-flabbergasted” one!
8. What’s a turkey’s favorite instrument? The drumstick!
9. Why do pilgrims never tell secrets? Because they corn’t keep them!
10. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi!
11. Why didn’t the turkey want dessert? It was stuffed with learning!
12. What did the pencil say to the paper during Thanksgiving? I’m thankful for your support!
13. Why was the student thankful for the pencil? It drew everything out perfectly!
14. What do teachers and turkeys have in common? They both get roasted!
15. How do you teach a turkey manners? Send it to “finishing” school!

🍽️ Dinner Table Icebreakers

Break the Silence with a Side of Giggles

1. What’s the best way to make sure everyone talks at dinner? Start with a corny joke!
2. Why did Uncle Bob bring a spoon to the football game? He heard there’d be a lot of bowls!
3. What did the napkin say to the table? I’ve got you covered!
4. How do families stay together on Thanksgiving? With gravy!
5. What kind of jokes go great with mashed potatoes? Light ones!
6. Why was the turkey afraid to fight? It didn’t want to ruffle feathers!
7. What do you say when you drop the cranberry sauce? “Oh, cran it!”
8. What’s the quietest room at Thanksgiving? The dessert room—everyone’s too busy chewing!
9. Why did the dinner roll blush? It saw the turkey dressing!
10. How do you spice up awkward silence? Throw in a “dad joke” seasoning!
11. What’s the best icebreaker for a new boyfriend at dinner? A joke about stuffing—it’s neutral!
12. Why did the gravy refuse to spill the tea? It didn’t want to stir the pot.
13. What do you call it when everyone’s too full to talk? Stuffed silence!
14. How do mashed potatoes greet each other? “Mash you doing?”
15. What happens when cranberry sauce sings? It hits all the high cran-notes!

🦃 Bonus Round: Thanksgiving Riddles & Wordplay 15 Fun

Punny Brain Teasers to Challenge the Family After Dinner

1. Riddle me this: What’s brown, stuffed, and goes gobble-gobble? A Thanksgiving turkey!
2. I’m hot, creamy, and love a good mash-up. What am I? Mashed potatoes!
3. What starts with “p,” ends with “e,” and has thousands of letters? The post office (delivering invites)!
4. I come before the meal, and sometimes I’m a little nutty. What am I? An appetizer!
5. I’m full of filling and love to be sliced. Who am I? A pie!
6. I gobble but never chew. I have feathers but can’t fly. Who am I? The honored turkey!
7. I help keep everything together and pour with grace. What am I? Gravy!
8. What has ears but cannot hear? Corn!
9. I’m sweet, orange, and sometimes roasted. What am I? A sweet potato!
10. What do you call a group of musical turkeys? A band of feathered friends!
11. I’m green and found in a casserole. What am I? Green beans!
12. What’s a pilgrim’s favorite type of music? Plymouth Rock!
13. I make your food taste better and rhyme with navy. What am I? Gravy!
14. What do you call a joke told while eating pie? A sweet pun!
15. I’m soft, fluffy, and roll across your plate. What am I? A dinner roll!

🎉 Final Laughs: Wrap-Up and Share the Joy End the Day with Gratitude and Giggles

And there you have it—103 corny Thanksgiving jokes that’ll have everyone gobbling with laughter! From dad jokes and pilgrim puns to kid-friendly one-liners, this list brought the best of Turkey Day laughs to the table.

Whether you’re cracking jokes over pie or posting them online, may your holiday be full of gratitude, giggles, and good old Thanksgiving funnies. 🦃🍂😂